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kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

  scute    htgawm  

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

cactusluv:

cactusluv:

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

  thanks claire    about me    skeletons  

Tyler’s reaction while JR is imitating him (video will be posted when I get home on Friday) - Wolf Moon Con

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

dunpkin:

theoppositeofamnesiaa:

dunpkin:

someone please make a meme masterpost of every tumblr meme ever

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Memes/Tumblr

it doesn’t have all of them but it has a lot of them

this is so surreal honestly its like traveling through time

  i feel a little ill    text  

felixdawkins:

The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

frederick-chilton-ruined-my-life:

"Were I in your position I would have attempted psychic driving.
Perhaps you already have.”

  side eye    hannibal  


"Everybody Wants to Be a Cat" (cover) from The Aristocats

Sung by Psapp.  A wonderfully unique re-imagining of this Disney tune.  Several musical genres thrown in.

  jazzy af    audio  

neatpotatoes:

me during the whole month of october 

  about me    vines  
I call this the “Always Ready to Beat You Up” look

I call this the “Always Ready to Beat You Up” look