Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
*breaks fingers* let’s do this
I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT
Actual photo of me at graduation
"id like to thank all the fuckboys"
Tyler’s reaction while JR is imitating him (video will be posted when I get home on Friday) - Wolf Moon Con
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
someone please make a meme masterpost of every tumblr meme ever
it doesn’t have all of them but it has a lot of them
this is so surreal honestly its like traveling through time
The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.
I don’t care.
"Were I in your position I would have attempted psychic driving.
Perhaps you already have.”
"Everybody Wants to Be a Cat" (cover) from The Aristocats
Sung by Psapp. A wonderfully unique re-imagining of this Disney tune. Several musical genres thrown in.